pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

(via rayhellavaez)


queenidinamenzel:

I had to. Sorry not sorry.

(via soanywayimleaving)


explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

(via aaron-stahp-tveit)


always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important
do it

always-going-forward:

redhester:

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

reblogging for informational purposes. i will come collect you if you reblog from me in a way that disrespects any of my sisters. 

educating yourself on other cultures is v important

do it

(via magical-unicorn-idina-menzel)


Can I say something personal really quick?
I struggle with social anxiety and one way I am trying to overcome it is by having almost constant communication with someone who is helping me. But that means I have to have my phone on me most of the time. I told one of my friends this and now whenever she sees me she takes my phone and refuses to give it back. Even when I ask for it back she says “I’m helping you overcome your anxiety” Am I being unfair by wanting to work on it in my own way instead of being shoved into the lions den?


deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

(via strallenscarlett)


So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.



deepcried:

organic chemistry will be the death of me

(via musicaltheatremajortoofarsouth)


laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via the-orange-mocha-wayward-assbutt)